Dear Microsoft,
Thank you for providing me with the excitement that is Microsoft in my workplace. My job is stressful, however it is sometimes routine. I find the random crashes and reboots my Windows work computer does to be a surprise and new challenge to each work day. Just this morning while working on a very important draft email to send to all of the field offices working on my account Windows surprised me by randomly closing Outlook; but that’s not all it had in store for me! The machine then became completely unresponsive and I was forced to reboot.
That reboot sure did break up the tedium of my work day. Sorry to say that it was the shortest nine and half minute reboot I have every had. This meant that I was able to enter my user name and password in just under eleven minutes after spending 45 minutes on that pesky draft. After hitting enter just a short 3 minutes left I was logged in and re-loading Outlook.
Outlook … Whenever I think of the name of this specific product I can’t help but remember my Magic 8Ball as a child. The Magic 8Ball had a response for questions, “Outlook not so good.” This childhood toy had pegged this product long before Microsoft was even incorporated. Outlook is a business tool and I don’t think I am alone in the workplace in the fact that I am often composing multiple emails at a single time. These emails are called Drafts; and I see a cute little Drafts folder on my folder list. What I am wondering is why none of these emails are automatically saved to said folder and why when Outlook surprises me as it does so often none of these drafts are recoverable? Is that just more of the Microsoft excitement?
While I was appreciating the fifteen minute break this surprise afforded me I looked over to my trusty Macintosh to check my personal email. For shits and giggles I looked at the Unix uptime command to see how long this machine has been running without a reboot. Would you believe Apple’s lack of creativity? This machine has been running for, 26 days, 14:32 hours. How boring is that? No little surprise reboots, no excitement of lost data and no breaks from productivity. No wonder Apple has not made it as far in the workplace as Microsoft. After all, variety is the spice of life and nothing provides more variety than the unique ways Microsoft products can behave!
In conclusion, Microsoft I’d like to thank you for providing me with these unexpected surprises, some excitement and the unique chance to rewrite something I spent forty five minutes writing to perfect it. I also appreciate the fifteen minute break in the middle of very busy morning.
Sincerely,
Dave Waxman, Apple Macintosh user enjoying the spontaneity of Windows and Outlook
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