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Filed Under (Humerous) by Dave on April-6-2008

So I got linked to this today and have to admit I am very impressed by it. Hundreds of South Koreans created a human animated display to look like a score board. They did this wearing jackets that were one color on the front, another on the back and would open the jacket to have a third color as a shirt underneath. Very impressive IMO:



Filed Under (Crohns, Humerous) by Dave on March-20-2008

Now, I know as a Crohn’s sufferer I unfortunately have had to spend my fair share of time on the toilet; but this just takes the cake!
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Filed Under (Humerous) by Dave on March-18-2008

More clippings from my “Bad Cats” calendar. If you are not a cat person don’t bother reading the rest.

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Filed Under (Humerous) by Dave on March-11-2008

So I have now owned my car for a full week. Title in hand, temporary registration and plates while we wait for the state of NJ to send us the NJ reg and plates. The vehicle is of course insured and we even have gotten it photographed for the New Jersey Insurance requirements. Kate drove it to work last week both Thursday and Friday and we even took it to Maryland this weekend. So, why do I find it odd that I received this email from the saleslady who sold us the car:

Dear Dave Waxman,

Two weeks ago, you requested information regarding a new Hyundai Elantra. Are you still in the market? I can answer any questions you have, but I don’t want to inconvenience you if you are not in the market right now. Please email or phone me to keep me up to date.
If there is anything else I can do let me know. Once again, thank you for considering Sussman Mazda Hyundai.

Cordially,
Denise

This is now the second automated response I got from her. The last one was a few days prior to purchasing the car and I promptly emailed her back reminding her I was going to purchase the vehicle in the coming days. She informed me that the car must stay in their inventory system and thus I received that email. But now I own the car … hell I think we may have even already driven it past the warranty they gave us!



Filed Under (Humerous) by Dave on March-9-2008

Kate and I came back from an awesome weekend with the Fink’s today.  On our way home we usually take 295 North to Route 1 North to Ridge Road.  Ridge Road connects from the awfulness of Route 1 to the sanity of smaller roads like 206.  We make the jug-handle (Yes, in New Jersey you’re not trusted to make left turns) and begin down Ridge Road when we see an assembly of cones and a road closure block that seems like either somebody is trying to close the road or just really bored.  We continue down only to find about a mile down the road that it is indeed closed with a police car blocking it.

Why am I making a big deal about a single road closure?  Only because this was not the last one of these we saw before arriving home … in fact I ran into two of them while I was driving today!

Yes, that’s right.  I was driving on actual roadways.  After leaving Costco Kate pulled into a closed gas station to allow me to take over.  I was going to travel down a small local road that comes to a major four way intersection and then turn onto Main Street in Manville.  Take that to some back roads that would take us home.  I turn onto the road and proceed about 300 feet up a hill to a traffic light.  At this traffic light we see that the road is closed ahead so instead I follow the detour and hang a right.  After about 15 minutes of bumper to bumper traffic we have watched about 20 cars turn around and head the other way.  We think we estimated the entire distance we made on this road as being that same 20 cars.

At this point I swing into a parking lot, turn the car around and proceed the other way.  I head back to Costco where I gave Kate back the drivers seat as the only other way home required us to go on a major highway that I am not nearly ready enough for.

As we approach home Kate pulls into another lot to let me get in the drivers seat and continue the way home.  I pull out and travel maybe half a mile to the traffic light only to see that the road I am going to turn onto is yet again closed.  This time I only turned around and went right back to where I started and Kate drove us home (again on more major roads).

It was awesome to get to drive on the main roads.  I am good, but not great.  I made some very foolish mistakes and am a bit embarrassed at my performance.  I have to be easy on myself as this was the first time I got to drive this vehicle (we were in my car) and I’ve never driven on an actual roadway instead of a parking lot or housing development.  Both of the roads I was on were 35 – 45mph roads.



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Filed Under (Humerous) by Dave on February-21-2008

So today I open my email box to see an email sent to me from a gentleman by the name of Daryl.  From the subject I could tell it was an invite to a cocktail party.  Upon opening the message I see it is a Yale University Alumni event fwd’d  from one of their recipients with a personal message.

Being the kind guy I am I replied,

I think you sent this to the wrong person.

… Guess the Ivy League is failing at contact management :)

Very shortly later I got a response,

Ha! It seems so.  Sorry about that.

I found the entire exchange quite humorous.  Probably the only thing I found humorous all day,